This ain't the Whisky, man. Let's go....

Kid you're good a-lookin' but you don't know what'sa cookin'

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vivi-shiba:

j-aws:

ryedragon:

inritum:

reblog and make a wish!this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.
THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.
The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.
AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.
THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

yay its back.

so…I half jokingly reblogged this yesterday cos I thought it was a nice picture…and was like oh wow I only get wishes on birthdays what would I wish for?!?!?! how about gainful employment L0L… and like…I have a job now? That I never applied for? That someone just called me up and said “here, have this”? In a place I really really like?So like… h8ers gonna h8 or something

vivi-shiba:

j-aws:

ryedragon:

inritum:

reblog and make a wish!


this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

yay its back.

so…
I half jokingly reblogged this yesterday cos I thought it was a nice picture…
and was like oh wow I only get wishes on birthdays what would I wish for?!?!?! how about gainful employment L0L

… and like…

I have a job now? That I never applied for? That someone just called me up and said “here, have this”? In a place I really really like?

So like… h8ers gonna h8 or something

(via levitchetti)

Filed under oh yah

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Me and Dad on a walk, come across a field and start discussing Hitchcock.

Dad: Look at those birds. Who’s in that movie? Gregory Peck?

Me: No I don’t think so.

Dad: What about the one with the plane in the field? And it’s trying to kill him?

Me: North by Northwest?

Dad: Yeah that’s Gregory Peck

Me: It’s Cary Grant

Dad: What? What about the French thief one?

Me: Also Cary Grant

Dad: Bloody Hell! He was in one of them! The Nazi spy thing?

Me: Dad Gregory Peck is not Cary Grant!

Filed under i nearly hit him bloody hell personal cary grant gregory peck educating the masses on old hollywood

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mollymatterrs:

mollymatterrs:

mollymatterrs:

mollymatterrs:

So, I recently reached 2,500 followers on Tumblr and because I am genuinely astounded that 2,500+ people actually care about my paltry little blog enough to have me as a presence on their Tumblr dashboard, I have decided to throw a little bit of a 2.5k follower celebration. And I’m starting with this, a giveaway.
However, I am also horribly poor and thus can only afford to give away my skills as a fic writer.
Firstly, the rules:
You must be following me.
The giveaway will end on 12th September 2014.
To enter, you must reblog this post once. Any more reblogs will be disqualified/disregarded, and likes will not count.
There will be one main winner and two runner-ups.
Secondly, the prizes:
The winner will receive a 2,000 word fanfiction for any ship or character that they choose. When written, it will be posted on both fanfiction.net and Ao3.
The runners-up will each receive a 500 word fanfiction for again, any ship or character that they choose. Like the winner’s fic, both will be posted on fanfiction.net and Ao3, and will be posted as separate stories.
Thirdly, the conditions:
The fic can be any rating you wish (Gen, Teen, Mature, Explicit) and can be either canon compliant, a canon AU, a non-canon AU such as bakery, coffee shop, spies etc., but I will not write dub/non-con or anything that could be deemed to be triggering.
You must have your ask box open so I can contact to tell you if you have won or not. To make it fair, I’ll be using a random generator to choose the winner. If the winner or either of the runner-ups fails to reply within two weeks, I will choose another winner or runner-up so please, please reply promptly.
You must willing to discuss with me what sort of fic you want, for the story will be completely tailored to you and what you want—the ship, the story, the themes, etc.
Lastly of all, you must be willing to wait. I will try my damnedest to complete the stories as quickly as possible, but quality does take time, so please bear that in mind.
And if you’re still dubious about this whole thing, check out my writing profile on Ao3, or, if you prefer, fanfiction.net.

Reblogging because less than a week left for people to enter!

3 days left!

Last day! Giveaway will end at midnight (GMT), so there’s still time to reblog and enter if you want!

mollymatterrs:

mollymatterrs:

mollymatterrs:

mollymatterrs:

So, I recently reached 2,500 followers on Tumblr and because I am genuinely astounded that 2,500+ people actually care about my paltry little blog enough to have me as a presence on their Tumblr dashboard, I have decided to throw a little bit of a 2.5k follower celebration. And I’m starting with this, a giveaway.

However, I am also horribly poor and thus can only afford to give away my skills as a fic writer.

Firstly, the rules:

  • You must be following me.
  • The giveaway will end on 12th September 2014.
  • To enter, you must reblog this post once. Any more reblogs will be disqualified/disregarded, and likes will not count.
  • There will be one main winner and two runner-ups.

Secondly, the prizes:

  • The winner will receive a 2,000 word fanfiction for any ship or character that they choose. When written, it will be posted on both fanfiction.net and Ao3.

  • The runners-up will each receive a 500 word fanfiction for again, any ship or character that they choose. Like the winner’s fic, both will be posted on fanfiction.net and Ao3, and will be posted as separate stories.

Thirdly, the conditions:

  • The fic can be any rating you wish (Gen, Teen, Mature, Explicit) and can be either canon compliant, a canon AU, a non-canon AU such as bakery, coffee shop, spies etc., but I will not write dub/non-con or anything that could be deemed to be triggering.

  • You must have your ask box open so I can contact to tell you if you have won or not. To make it fair, I’ll be using a random generator to choose the winner. If the winner or either of the runner-ups fails to reply within two weeks, I will choose another winner or runner-up so please, please reply promptly.

  • You must willing to discuss with me what sort of fic you want, for the story will be completely tailored to you and what you want—the ship, the story, the themes, etc.

  • Lastly of all, you must be willing to wait. I will try my damnedest to complete the stories as quickly as possible, but quality does take time, so please bear that in mind.

And if you’re still dubious about this whole thing, check out my writing profile on Ao3, or, if you prefer, fanfiction.net.

Reblogging because less than a week left for people to enter!

3 days left!

Last day! Giveaway will end at midnight (GMT), so there’s still time to reblog and enter if you want!

Filed under i want my followers to see this cos eleanor is a fantastic writer if you read fanfiction then you should enter